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RIDDLES, JOKES & QUOTES


We would like you to see as much of our web site as is possible, and we know your time is limited.  So, we've devised some "out side the box" incentives to encourage you to relax and to take a longer look.   Please consider submitting some your own riddles, jokes and/or quotes for possible inclusion on our web site.

Are you a hospital?  Do you have dull and boring emergency or waiting rooms?  If so, let us show you how we can use our riddles, jokes and quotes wall panels to make a visit to your facility more pleasing and less traumatic.

RIDDLES:                                                                                    ANSWER LOCATIONS
1. Why are 1987 pennies worth more than 1964 pennies? A POEM:
BLUEBERRY SUNRISE
2. Mrs. Ramirez hired a contractor to build a house for her family with all four exterior wall facing south.   How was this done? OUR GOALS
NUMBER 7
3. What is it that gets wetter as it dries? LETTERS
4. Jorge and Yolanda were golfers.  Jorge hit a bad shot and Yolanda added ten points to his score.   Yolanda then hit a good shot and won the game.  Why? WE CAN BE
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5. Because of something that Mr. Chan did, he was required to moved his car so that it was now located in front of a hotel.  When he did so, he went bankrupt.  Why? ABOUT JOHN
AND KAY:

 

 

JOKES:

A chicken went into the library, checked out a book, and left carrying it under it's wing.  The next day, the chicken returned the book, and checked out two different books.  The third day, the chicken returned the two books, and checked out three more books.  The librarian was curious and followed the chicken out the door, down the street, through the forest to a pond.  At the pond, the chicken gave the book to a frog who said... read it... read it... read it.

Did you know that if a cookie is broken, it doesn't have any calories.

Overheard in a sales meeting.  Abraham Lincoln once said "You can fool some of the people all of the time"  Concentrate on these people!

How come we only choose two people to run for President of the United States, and we have fifty contestants to run for Miss America.

 

QUOTES and SAYINGS:

Love is the only act that can turn an enemy into a friend. Martin Luther King

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. Chinese proverb

Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.

Learn from the mistakes of others...
you don't have time to make them all yourself.

Listening is more important than talking.

Five year old boy: When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of your eyes.

Five year old girl: Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

 

 
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