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RIDDLES, JOKES &
We would like you to see as much of
our web site as is possible, and we know your time is limited. So, we've
devised some "out side the box" incentives to encourage you to relax
and to take a longer look. Please consider submitting some your own riddles, jokes
and/or quotes for possible inclusion on our web site.
Are you a hospital? Do you have dull and boring emergency or waiting rooms? If
so, let us show you how we can use our riddles, jokes and quotes wall panels to make a
visit to your facility more pleasing and less traumatic.
|1. Why are
1987 pennies worth more than 1964 pennies?
Ramirez hired a contractor to build a house for her family with all four exterior wall
facing south. How was this done?
|3. What is it
that gets wetter as it dries?
|4. Jorge and
Yolanda were golfers. Jorge hit a bad shot and Yolanda added ten points to his
score. Yolanda then hit a good shot and won the game. Why?
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|5. Because of
something that Mr. Chan did, he was required to moved his car so that it was now located
in front of a hotel. When he did so, he went bankrupt. Why?
A chicken went into the library, checked out
a book, and left carrying it under it's wing. The next day, the chicken returned the
book, and checked out two different books. The third day, the chicken returned the
two books, and checked out three more books. The librarian was curious and followed
the chicken out the door, down the street, through the forest to a pond. At the
pond, the chicken gave the book to a frog who said... read it... read it... read it.
Did you know that if a cookie is broken, it
doesn't have any calories.
Overheard in a sales meeting. Abraham
Lincoln once said "You can fool some of the people all of the time"
Concentrate on these people!
How come we only choose two people to run
for President of the United States, and we have fifty contestants to run for Miss America.
QUOTES and SAYINGS:
Love is the only act that can turn an enemy
into a friend. Martin Luther King
A journey of a thousand miles begins with
one step. Chinese proverb
Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.
Learn from the mistakes of others...
you don't have time to make them all yourself.
Listening is more important than talking.
Five year old boy: When you love somebody,
your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of your eyes.
Five year old girl: Love is when a girl puts
on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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